The sting of the king...

Bowling for Soup sings a song with the lyrics "Theres nothing wrong with Ohio.....except the snow and the rain." Apparently Lebron James agrees. LBJ (strange abbreviation I know; he is not married to Ladybird) will play with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh for the Miami Heat next season. Here are my top ten reasons for Lebron going to Miami:

10) He listened to too much Will Smith as a child

9) He was tired of hearing about Boston's "Big three"

8) Gloria Estefan threatened him with "the rhythm"

7) Snow

6) The Nets stink

5) The Knicks really stink

4) His team mates can carry him for a change.

3) Jordan casts a long shadow.

2) That ridiculous turn on I-90 in Cleveland

and the number one reason is.....

1) Jay-z told him "Money ain't a thing"

As a Bulls fan, I am bummed he didn't stay in Cleveland. I think that the Heat will be the best team in the East next year, and it will be tall order for the Bulls to beat them.