Real Matt of genius

So this post is a shout out to my high school buddy, who is a superhero. What makes him super? Matt singlehandedly saves any boring websurfing session with a ten second stop on his facebook status. I have learned so much from it; I think some credit is due. Excellent examples include Whack-a-kitty and The bicycle blender.

More recently Matt introduced his facebook following to "the best of craigslist", which ranks right up there with postsecret for five minutes of enjoyable time wasting. Here craigslist posts the user-nominated best ads. My favorite from todays list is the 80' Sea Serpent for sale, which appears not to be a joke.

As you read the following passage please play Budweiser's real american heroes tune in your head, and if you are feeling ambitous, use that schmatlzy singer's voice for your inner monologue.

Today we salute to you, my friend Matt. You pick out from the internet that elusive kitten game show or grooming circle personal ad as if to say "Hello ridonculous world". You brave the dangers of carpal tunnel and dead laptop batteries to provide your facebook following with clever anecdotes and absurd products. So crack open a nice Bud Light, because we all know that google never made a search engine like you.